Most beginning calculus students would like differentiation to behave better. It would be nice, for example, if the product rule and the quotient rule were simpler. Are there two functions f and g that have the property that the derivative of their product fg is the product of their derivatives and the derivative of their quotient f/g is the quotient of their derivatives? We require the functions to have derivatives at every point, and of course neither g nor g' can be zero, since f/g and f'/g' are supposed to make sense. (This problem appeared as Macalester College math problem of the week #738.) There will be a $1 prize for the best correct solution submitted by a midshipman. A solution is "correct" if it answers the question correctly and explains the answer; a solution is "best" if it includes the clearest correct explanation. Solutions are due by noon on Wednesday, January 27, 1999. Submit solutions to Prof. Hanna at mathprob@nadn.navy.mil, or via the mailbox in Chauvenet 301. ---------------------- Correct solutions to problem #83, the cube inside the cone, came from Midn. 1/c Rex, Midn 3/c Estes, Lusk, and Rivera, Midn 4/c Chen, CDR Cameron, and J. Meuller, who describes himself as "Midn. Hopeful 04." The prize goes to Mr. Rivera, whose solution is posted on the bulletin board in the Chauvenet lab deck corridor (along with CDR Cameron's, which had the best picture).